Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Where Fowl is Fair and a Hound's to Wonder - with audio

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It’s a Woman's world Cluck, cluck, cluck
It’s a woman’s world gobble gobble gobble
It’s a Womans world chirp chirp chirp
Its for the the birds

How on earth did I wander in
How did I come to begin
I feel a little like Rin Tin Tin

Now it feels just like a sin
Bark bark bark bark bark bark
Stumbling through a henhouse in the dark

It’s a woman's club cluck cluck cluck
It's a woman's club gobble gobble gobble
It’s a woman's club chirp chirp chirp
It's for the birds

Where a man‘s ascribed with voiceless guilt
Hounding the hound, like a longhair shirt
Left begging for scraps in the dirt

Like Mr. Rodgers, he eats milk toast
The members flee shadows and ghosts
Where fowl is fair, the effeminate boasts

It's a woman's klatsch cluck cluck cluck
It's a woman's klatsch gobble gobble gobble
It's a woman's klatsch  chirp chirp chirp
It's for the birds

When chicken hawks fail the call
Shot down from blue skies they fall
And friendly canines blunder

All chained up and torn asunder
Anything is possible in this brave new world
Where fowl is fair and a hound's to wonder

It's a woman's gaggle cluck cluck cluck
It's a woman's gaggle gobble gobble gobble
It's a woman's gaggle chirp chirp chirp
It's for the birds
How shall our friend not turn away
To live and bark and enemies slay 
Regard highly the fairer sex

Maintain his place as noble Rex
Take up the sword and save the day
Walk through the door, be on his way?
 
It's a woman's world cluck cluck cluck
It's a woman's world gobble gobble gobble
It's a woman's world chirp chirp chirp
It's for the birds
Cats meow, horses neigh
Hens will chase the chicken feed
Oh boy Oh me Oh my
Birds must flap and chirp and fly

Not to wonder, no reason why,
Only to pause, just to sigh
For a dog becomes a pest of a guest
When he makes his den in a bird's nest

Wag this tale, it's a woman's world Cluck cluck cluck
It's a woman's world gobble gobble gobble, 
It's a woman's world chirp chirp chirp
Bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark bark
Cooked Goose, Roast Duck, Hot Dog!
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